Archive for April, 2009

Testing the Electric Shisha.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Yes, I know, you have already seen it in action on the Punto Cup, but the testing was fun as well. Besides that, this is the proper explanation how to operate this device. We were in fact test dummies on this ride, but we all volunteered.

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The apple tobacco comes with a warning: Smoking kills! It actually looks and smells like pieces of apple, but it contains 0.5 % of nicotine, as the wrapper states. After this positive message we started to load the Shisha up for a nice test run.

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It is important to get the water level just right, so we test bubbled until we agreed the water resistance was O.K.

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We used apple tobacco only to test how much heat we would need to get vapor or smoke out of the Shisha.

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The device has an adjutable heating unit, I will show a pic of that once I have taken it. We filled up the Shisha with the water deposit and the bowl and  started puffing. It took some time for the apple backy to get started, as we expected, but after it went off, the taste of the sweetest apple came out of the mouthpiece.

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Now we added some Cheese, always combines well with apple…

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After a few tries we knew the heat control had to be set on 5, so the apple and cheese would release a nice vapor, going over that level started the mix to burn.

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Just when the heat was a bit too high, Ruud hit the Shisha. You can see thick smoke flowing through the glass mouthpiece, Ruud coughed until he drooled, we were on the floor laughing. No pics of Ruud coughing, I was still shaking when he ran out for fresh air.

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Mark joined us to get his high on the Shisha, straight from the swimming pool, looks funny.

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Test results: A very useful device to get as high as a kite, with the sweetest taste! It also caused the munchies, we went straight to Mari’s across the valley for some nice tapas. (spanish bites or snacks)

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This is Spanish style Russian Salad, ‘Ensalada Rusa’ .

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Gambas Pil Pil, prawns in boiling olive oil, with a spicy touch. This tapa only costs 1 euro, I will make a report on this special tapas bar later. After this, we went for a nap, can you blame us?

Dutch cannabis smokers roll up with tobacco.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I have been aware of the disgust and awe of most American cannabis smokers towards the Dutch way of mixing tobacco with marihuana in their joints for quite some time now, but never felt the need to start explaining how that came to be. The recently applied smoking ban in the Dutch leisure industry, which includes the cannabis coffeeshops, made me do so at last. By reading some comments on forums I visit I found out that a lot of Americans think a tobacco smoking ban for coffeeshops is a good thing, they smoke their joints, reefers or bongs with marihuana only, or mix the marihuana with hash.

First of all, not only the Dutch mix marihuana with tobacco for their joints, it is more a European habit, I do not know of any EU country where marihuana is being smoked “pure” in joints as a custom. I do not know how this mixing started in the UK, France or Spain, I think I know why the Dutch smokers started mixing their tobacco with marihuana. My grandfather used to roll up his own cigs from ‘roll up tobacco’ and rolling papers, like most men of his generation, as did their sons after them. It was the working-class smoke, real cigarettes where far more expensive, only those with higher wages could afford themselves filter cigs. When hash came to the Netherlands in the early 19-sixties there were no bongs or hookah’s around, nor  blunts or filter tips. The only logical way to get it burning and to be able to inhale it was to mix it in the hand rolled cigarettes the Dutch were already used to. There were some changes over the years, we started using filter tips, to prevent tobacco or hash being sucked into ones mouth, and we started using bigger papers, because the filter tip ‘ate’ about an inch of the smoke able part of a joint.

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There was no change when we started to switch from hash to sinsemilla grown marihuana in the mid 19-eighties, we just crumbled the bud(s), mixed the grind with tobacco and rolled it up in a king-size Rizla with a cut-to-size filter tip. Eventually, the few people that started smoking bongs or pipes mixed their hash or marihuana with tobacco to fill their bowls. I have tried that too, but that is too gross for words, the few times I smoke on a bong or a pipe I do not even think of using tobacco. Until today, the vast majority of Dutch cannabis consumers roll up joints with a mix of cannabis and tobacco, it turned into a traditional habit, or a habitual tradition. Maybe this may make you understand why Dutch coffeeshops are so upset about the tobacco smoking ban in coffeeshops, it hits practically all of our regulars.

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Like after so many previous restrictions on ‘coffeeshopping’ we will survive, it does not make people give up smoking cannabis, so they keep on buying cannabis in coffeeshops. The coffeeshops unable to install a separate smokers area are empty all day, customers buy cannabis and then leave to smoke it elsewhere…..

It is very sad to see the coffeeshops losing their social function in Dutch society, one of the main reasons to visit a coffeeshop is to meet and smoke joints with like-minded people. Our present government is completely out of touch with reality, and by far the most hypocritical bunch I have had to condone as my leaders. We have been told the Health Minister may reconsider the tobacco ban for coffeeshops. We  were asked to fill in an online questionnaire about the consequences of a tobacco ban for our businesses, so we did. Furthermore, the newly founded Cannabis Consumers Federation has gathered more than 30.000 signatures to support their petition to Health Minister Klink, which will be offered to him on May 9, I believe. So far, the tobacco-police are not really frequenting coffeeshops, Let’s hope they stay away forever.

I hope our American fellow-cannabists understand why we keep on mixing our cannabis with tobacco, it is our way of doing it, a Dutch smokers tradition. We can live with it, can you?

Nol van Schaik.

Willie Wortel coffeeshops, Haarlem, The Netherlands.

Here we are/Aqui estamos: Smoking fiesta!

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

I had bad luck yesterday, when I was about to go to the judging forum, my bike would not start, and Maruska took the car to go to the beach. That is why I had to go today, I have not missed out on this event so far.

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These are the first four samples we were presented….

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This one was harvested a tad early, not strong in smell, taste nor impact.

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In the meanwhile, we started up the Shisha, to give it a proper workout, we already gave it a test run yesterday, I will report on that later.

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Next one to sample…

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Alex was the first one to have a go on the electric shisha, we baptised her Hot Betty, having a proper toke…

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Well done , Alex!

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Adrian, my assistant in testing and tasting went next, he was delighted with the taste of the apple tobacco in the bowl, with some fine bud on top, of course.

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Manolo, from the neighbouring table, fell for the taste of the fruity bud blend right away.

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This is the bud we used in the shisha, Kalimist x Cheese, a hybrid from a local breeder, tastes like nothing else, great impact.

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This is the apple ‘tobacco’, a moist substance made of apples. This is the stuff  being burnt in the Arabic hookah’s. This is not my best picture ever, I will replace it with a better shot.

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This is Antonio, he has been loading the bowl all afternoon, a die hard…

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Tommy is another die hard cannabis consumer, he knows how to grow too!

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Next was a complete growers crew, the green smokers, Fumata Verde.

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Even the band was high, they had been inhaling apple and cheese fumes too.

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Every now and then we gave the shisha a break, to let it cool down. Meanwhile, we smoked a few more test joints…

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The Green Smokers team asked me to take their picture, so I did. I asked them if I could use the pic for my website, they said yes. Unlike other cannabis competitions in Europe, nobody minds having pictures or footage taken, Spain is far more liberal than most other EU countries, cannabiswise. These guys will be searching for this pic here…

 

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Sebas is about to announce the winners, the cups were clocks in a wooden stand, something different. The overall prize was 3000 euro’s , sponsored by Djamba!

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Oscar, the man in the wheelchair, was one of the expert Judges, he was especially invited for the purpose, and to hand out some prizes. I took pictures of Oscar picking up his trophy in the 2007 Barcelona Highlife Cup.

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Another grinning grower picking up his prizes…

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About 120 people attended, Sebas did a good job, although I have no pics of the food (too busy eating!) I can say it was excellent and in abundance!

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When Sebas called out the name of the overall winner he jumped up in the background.

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The Winner posing for pictures, together with the organizing crew.

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Overall winner Pablo poses with Fede, he goes home with cups and some nice cash. The party was great, the high and the food too, I am sure I will be in on next years edition. Salud.

Judging cannabis in Malaga today.

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Sebas invited me to come judge the entries for the El Punto Cup, a competition organised for his clients. I have been judge there for 3 years now, always a pleasant job. The party part is tomorrow, I will report here on both.

I will paste a few sample pics from last years Highlife Cup in Barcelona.

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I am off to smoke some growers pride today…hasta luego.

Grow update 1.

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Time to come up with some pics, you will note a nice difference, after a week of rain and some sun, the sun really came out now, my green buddies love it.

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Lovely sight! Look at how all leaves are turned towards the sun, trying to catch every possible ray in them.

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These are 3 Sour Diesel plants, from seeds I was given by Rezdog a few years ago. I kept them in the fridge, they all came up, good genetics, good storage, good bud!

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One of the Basic Diesel plants, also from Rezdog. This bud is a sweety with a nasty punch, you must love her. It is one of the better yielders.

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A Blue Mystic plant, from a really old bag of Nirvana seeds, old school strain and material, hope it will still show good. Used to be a nice little creeper weed.

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White Widow, I will try to find out from which breeder, these seeds come from a local grower. The plant looks vigorous and promising, I just hope it does not turn up male.

Apartments ready, website coming up….

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I have been to tired to post here the last couple of days, made some pics though. Well, we are as ready as can be for our clients, we still have loads of things to do, but that is meant to nice things up even more.

I will put a few pics of the ‘before and after’ state of the first two apartments, the others will follow once their inhabitants left, so I can take pics there.

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This is how it looked like after skinning it, the walls of the building are 60 cms thick, made up from rocks and pebbles.

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This is how it looks now, all our apartments have a theme, this one displays hemp fibre products.

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Hemp products all over…

A few pics of apartment Palmera, named as such because of the big palmtree in front.

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This is how it was…..

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This is the entrance now.

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The theme here is cannabis comsumption.

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A view on and from the terrace. I hope to get time to finish the website in the next days, we want to really get going now!

A lazy day after a high weekend.

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Everybody here slept in today, the weekend was lovely, but we must have pushed the THC level up to new standards. After that we went and collected some pebbles for the garden, followed by another great lunch at Mari’s , just across the valley from our house. All our visitors, and I mean them all, have a gastronomic crush on Mari, the cook and owner of bar El Rancho Grande. I will put some pics of his plates here soon.

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These are the 5 Power Kush fems I germinated last week, they are doing fine, after a few days of rainshowers they were ready for some sun.

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These are the three feminized seeds mark gave me a month ago, they will move to the bush soon.

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The others are doing fine in the bush, they just grow and maintain a nice shade of green.

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They grow really well, up and wide, what more can one want.

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The other halsffrom above.

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The male is also doing what it is supposed to do, it is growing big balls.

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Today the last bit of work is being done at the bar, tomorrow e can start equipping it at last.

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Maruska chatting with Steffie, Romy and Mark around the pool.

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A view on the garden and our tower to end this post.

Early male White Widow plant?

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Yesterday I checked on my plants, it had been raining a few days, so I had not been around them for watering. The most powerful looking White Widow was widening, giving me the impression it would become a powerful virgin to be. I wanted to give the thick stem a better look when I discovered the shocking truth, balls! Amazing, first because of the contradictive development of the plant, and how early in the season it starts to show sex. This must be the h#rniest bloke around this time of year! I will keep it alive as long as possible, all other plants show no sign of flowering whatsoever.

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What a pity, such a powerful plant goes male…

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Balls, big male pollen balls. I’ll offer the plant to a local breeder, maybe he wants it for something.

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This is one of our olive trees, it is full of balls as well, from this distance.

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These are all fresh flower buds, every flower will turn into an olive, unless the wind blows out part of the flowers, like last year.

Next entry is as fresh as can be, just ran out to ’shoot’ this sun down….

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The price level of cannabis in coffeeshops: How and Why.

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

 

This article is almost like a request write up, because the price level of hash and weed in Dutch coffeeshops is a hot topic amongst our customers, but also for our staff and those working in other coffeeshops.

During the last evaluation talks with our staff, one question came up a few times from several members of our staff. They asked me if we could offer cheaper bud on sale… Sure, I said, get me some cheaper marihuana, and I will offer it cheaper on the menu.

I fully understand why they came up with this question, our dealers are the ones listening to complaints about high cannabis prices from our customers. They did not know how to explain the level of prices as they are, and believe me, Haarlem coffeeshops are cheap compared to the Amsterdam prices for bud and resin. Of course our customers blame us for upholding the prices the way they are, but that is not so, on the contrary, we have no say in the prices at all!

In the good old days a coffeeshop had its own group of growers/suppliers, which meant the coffeeshopowner  had influence over the strains their growers produced, and we knew how the cannabis was grown. The prices were the same all over the Netherlands, just because there were no other takers in our line of business. Sure, some people would buy a kilo to take abroad, or even some more, but they bought from coffeeshops, not from the growers.  There was a raise in prices during and after the holiday season, for two reasons: Growers take holidays too, when they do, they cannot grow, so they lose production time, like half a harvest.  Another reason is the heat of summer, marihuana plants are pretty easy to grow, but when the temperature in a growroom goes above 27 degrees centigrade, the growth stuns. Many Dutch growers don’t even start growing in July and August, after they had bad summer crops. This meant coffeeshops had to stock up in Spring, to keep themselves supplied during and after the summer. All in all, the situation was easy to oversee, and growers went to coffeeshops to offer their products, where else?

Things changed when the UK started craving for Nederweed, triggered by a more tolerant stance towards cannabis consumption in England around 2001. Flocks of British buyers started to move in on our market and growers, buying marihuana left and right, to make up a bulk transport for their clients across The Channel. The only way to get their hands on the  merchandise was to outbid the market, in other words, the coffeeshops. Growers are not bound to coffeeshops by contract, they will sell to the highest bidder, so the UK buyers started to offer higher prices to assure themselves of their merchandise. Cannabis prices in England went up to 8-9 pounds per gram, which meant 12-14 euro’s per gram. We were taken by surprise, growers we were reckoning with did not show up anymore, they already sold to some guy offering them 400 euro’s per kilo more than the going price in coffeeshops. We, some of my close colleagues and me, started running short on weed, so we called each other for an eventual coffeeshop to coffeeshop deal, meaning helping each other by selling some of your stock to a colleague. All of us were facing the same problem, weed was becoming scarce, and prices were soaring. Normally, we would get cannabis offered, a sample bag with a price and  a phone number, you would call the numbers with the right weed, quality and price attached. Now, we had to hit the streets again, to buy ourselves weed wherever we could, but only if we wanted to pay the price, the same or a bit more than the UK export price. If you do not want to pay their price, no deal, no weed. So, coffeeshops pay the price, what else?

In the meanwhile, the Netherlands changed governments, the political compass went from liberal to conservative, and eventually to very conservative. The past three governments and the present one were and are dominated by religious groups which pretend to be political parties. These political pilgrims do not like cannabis, nor the people that smoke cannabis, grow cannabis and sell cannabis, so they use every trick in the book to get rid of coffeeshops, their  visitors and their suppliers.

So, another trick was set up to make people stop growing cannabis in their homes, because if you cut the supply, the coffeeshops might run dry and lose their customers. Politicians, like chess players, should be looking a few steps ahead, their clever scheme did not foresee that it would effectively eliminate a lot of the true homegrowers, but it did not dry up the coffeeshops, so the customers keep on coming and smoking. The people that kept/keep on growing were not intimidated by the eviction rule, they grow in some warehouse or basement, the lease is not in their own name, so they cannot be kicked out of their homes. These big growers used to supply the export market, the smaller growers used to supply the coffeeshops. Now, coffeeshops or their suppliers  have to turn to big growers to buy cannabis, because the few small growers left cannot take care of the coffeeshop market. The homegrowers used to sell their merchandise for reasonable prices, the big boys keep their prices on the export level. I hope this makes people understand that coffeeshops have absolutely no influence on the market/buying price of cannabis, I wish we had!

This is only the first half of the story, this was about the buying price. Explaining how we go from the buyers price to the consumers price is the other half of the story.

Although it is theoretically forbidden to buy cannabis in quantities bigger than 5 grams, coffeeshops or their suppliers by hash and weed by the kilo, and stash those batches somewhere to be able to supply the coffeeshops from there. These stashes are illegal, but as soon as a cannabis products moves from a stash to a coffeeshop it becomes legal, and taxes have to be paid over the sales of these products. The Tax people tell us what the consumer price is: we have to sell our cannabis products for the buying price + 100 %, or more than 100 %, NOT less! This means we can no longer sell cannabis with discount, the Taxman taxes us for the full price, so discounts are no longer allowed.

It also means that coffeeshops have to sell a gram of cannabis they bought for 4 Euro’s for 8 euro’s, cannabis bought for 5 euro’s for 10 euro’s etc…

As you can see, the taxman sets the consumer price, there is nothing we can do about that, if we do not pay our taxes as prescribed, we will lose our businesses.

I took the time to explain this hot topic the best possible way I can, because I want the consumer to know why the price level of cannabis has gone up since the introduction of the euro currency. I want to ask the consumers to realize all this when they buy cannabis in a Dutch coffeeshop, the dealer serving you cannot be blamed for the prices of bud….  This article is also meant for the many smokers criticizing the prices in coffeeshops on forums around the world, calling my colleagues and me ‘greedy bastards’ and other insulting names connected to our profession.  I took and take accusations like this personal, because I am a Dutch coffeeshopowner, and proud of it!

 

Nol van Schaik.

Willie Wortel Coffeeshops,

Haarlem, the Netherlands.

Smoke-in.

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Yesterday evening we organised a smoke-in, we have 7 guests, so with a couple af local friends invites it was quite easy to get a small group of eager smokers together.

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We  went for a RooR session first, expensive pieces of glass, but they do smoke like a chimney. I filled the bowl with Cheese and made Paco Maquina go for the first hit.

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My turn next, I am not really a bong person, but on occasions like this I think one has to bong. I did inhale…

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Then came Canjete, he held back a little, but only on the first hit, a fast learner.

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Firing up Adrian’s bowl, he is getting the hang of it, he empties bowls properly.

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Roor and Cheese makes one laugh out loud…

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I did some exhaling too.

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After the bong we went for the Volcano vap, Critical Mass in the chamber, power on and on to filling and emptying baggies. Canjete had problems with the valve as first, but after he knew, he appeared to a good sucker.

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Some of the visitors were slightly affected already, but the bags kept on coming.

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Juani is a mechanic, he knows how valves work, he emptied a full bag and seemed to be disappointed it was empty.

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Adrian is a taster, he has a small puff first, before trying to empty the bag. He did not succeed.

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A nice still life, as we call it.

 

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A picture without using the flasher.

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Adrian looks fried, Maruska is the girl in the bubble.

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No day without an apple, but who says you have to eat them? We went for some vitamins, after bubbling bongs and bags of vapor.

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The apple did something strange to Adrian, it made him cross-eyed!

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For Lulu I made a babana pipe, she is not into apples…

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My friend and colleague Mark likes all kinds of fruit, as long as they have a bowl in it. The evening was a blast, we made sure everybody slept well.